You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
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andybme 0

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

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Crysta_fml 3

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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FerrariCake 2

You're just mad because England can't refer to America as "the colonies" any more. It's been over 200 years... you have to learn to let go.

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rogue_211 0

Agreed, I am from Britain and have learned to let go :)

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Crysta_fml 3

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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Franorox 8

it is for everyone not living in America

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Franorox 8

it is unless ur an idiot or an American

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Link5794 18

If you use the words "petrol" and "git", then you use the word "arse", at least to the extent of my understanding.

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atomicmrpelly 2

Erm, she pulled up next to you, then you managed to drive into the back of her car?? You must be monumentally stupid.

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Franorox 8

u just made a fool of urself coz he went into her FRONT bumper

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Redjourney88 0

lol well u def have the chance 2 get 2 know her now! hopefully, it'll mostly be outside of court if you play your cards right ;)

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baker3410 0

at least it was a good reason to (:

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bk_chick13 0

yeah so now your gonna have to pay for that and I doubt she is gonna go out with a guy who absentmindly hit her car

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Mama4ddk 15

I don't know she may go out with him, but she is never going to let him park near her again and she will definitely never ever let him drive her vehicle!

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