You happened

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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irockmyworld 0

tell him, "you happened" he'll understand when he grows up

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corriland 0

Would it be ok if I posted this on my Blogspot? I have a whole website of the funny things kids say. Go to www.kidsmakemelol.blogspot.com if you want to check it out. I'd love to add your story.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Leave please. Now.

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plexico 3

Thank you, but the gag ball is too temporary! Even if I could sex her up the plexico way and convert her over to my political views, I still don't think I could stand hearing her espousing views I totally agree with. Her voice is just that annoying.

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AshleyRose784 0

even if you lose all your pregnancy weight, sometimes even more than you had gained, your body will still be different post baby. breast feeding and child birth changes the body dramatically.

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geoffmp 0

Omg plex hahahahahah that's too funny but I can only agree sarah palindrome is hot Milf take her voice and replace it with hmmm Megan fox's and I'd beat all day haha

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Casualt1234 0

I'd prefer her to talk like Hellen Keller instead of Megan Fox. I love me some sweet moanin'.

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plexico 3

Yes! Now that we have all been forced to notice Megan Fox's toe-thumbs, we have to transplant all the non-disgusting parts of her to other women to create perfection.

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_pk_ 0

I'm definitely not the first one to think that: that's the best moment to say "you happened, sweetie. Thank you".

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AnaRoro 0

wow... u kno... this stuff happens all the time... i dont have kids but i remember wen i waz young i did the same thing 2 my mom and it made her feel bad.. im sorry for it now but it helped her realize that she could still look the way she did... my mom told me (and this waz so special to me and the reason y i feel soooo bad) "god blessed me with a gift.... he just wraped it in barbed wire!"

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Pulcherrimus 0

"I make no effort to get in shape but I feel sorry for myself!" Love the flab or hit the gym, mom.

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scateice 0

Look, what's with all the people saying," Tell him you happend, he'll understand later." Why later??? He's frikkin 11 not 8, why wouldn't he be able to understand? He's not mentally challenged people, get a life.

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champagnexjam 0

i kind of believe this one, but it was in the comics the other day, baby blues

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Nate_d099 0

too much Mcdonnys thats whatt =}

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N8er1017 0

@28: Learn the definition of narcissism. You may also want to consider growing a ******* brain. I'm a man, and I know what pregnancy does to a woman's body. You're probably fat as shit anyway, and trying to make yourself look like "oh I'm skinny and better than fatties" as you rock back and forth in your chair, repeating that same statement, cramming Costco pizza into your zitty face. Or, perhaps, you're sitting their petting your teacup chiahuaha on the ******. Either way, **** off.

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