Intimacy: You have the same voice!

You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 585

You deserved it 47 214

By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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You deserved it 71 654

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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You deserved it 35 988

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 17 446

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 414

You deserved it 23 272

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 432

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 791

What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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You deserved it 5 175

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:59

At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.

DaRito 25

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:02

I still wonder how people manage to do this.

Comments

theswanlake 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:05

It depends on what you mean by "naughty" :p

clairesucks 37

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:41

How many different meanings are there of the word naughty?

trey600rr 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:08

don't know about you but most of my calls start with hello.

Roxas_hearts 27

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:28

This. This right here.

ArturoJames 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:33

That. That right there.

foxmatrix15 8

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:14

How did you manage this seriously does your fathers voice sound the same as your boyfriend? Did he not answer hello? Do you have some Oedipus complex?

MsFit 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:15

I feel like a nerd for knowing this, but the term for a female competing sexually with her mother for possession of her father is called the electra complex.

fushengyuan 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:15

Well, it cooled u down:)

bgeezy34 8

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:17

Her dads contact name is probably daddy and her bf name is daddy I bet

BlackFames 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:22

Oh man, that's a bummer.

Savannahlynn214 12

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:24

Do you not wait for hello?

Hyenayena 27

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:25

Ouuuucchhh.... Sorry op, your life sucks but you'd think that for something that personal you'd double check everything yknow? Maybe I'm just being paranoid haha

nfedrichy 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:27

Lolllll. Same thing happened to me but it was a text to my dad. I wont lie to you out was extremely embarrassing.

tabbycat2007 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:28

How far into this conversation did you get before you realized it was your dad? Was it just "I'm feeling naughty", or did you start going into details? I feel like you could play it off some sort of way if it was just the first, but otherwise, expect a chastity belt for Christmas in July.