Love and Miscellaneous: You IDIOT

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 098

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 3 491

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 125

You deserved it 51 291

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 6 388

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 791

You deserved it 5 679

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 822

You deserved it 7 156

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 003

You deserved it 425

By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 675

You deserved it 11 405

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 837

You deserved it 3 039

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 486

You deserved it 9 657

artisticlicense 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:17

you deserve it for letting your heart wander.

CFR 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:11

HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...

Comments

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:56

i would be pissed if my boyfriend did that. FYL, i bet you got a little talk from your girlfriend!!

hollister7304 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:14

The HEAD cheerleader?!?!?! OMG!!!!! ....not.

veelababe09 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:20

wow u deserve it! u r an ass and i hope ur gf breaks up w/ u 4 that!

itsohsoabsurd 6

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:25

you deserve it. jerk. it is people like you that makes the world a bad place to live in. please break up with with your girlfriend, she probably deserves better than you.

KittyKat_Chan 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:00

this

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 12 August 2009 3:42

Ok, maybe I'm slow or something, but what is up with the "this" replies to other comments..??

itsohsoabsurd 6

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:26

haha, nice one. :b

Neferria 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:50

Wow. What kind of idiot are you? You definitely deserve it.

kikaineko_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:08

You don't deserve to even have a girlfriend, and I sure hope she breaks up with you!!!!!!

CDS09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:49

You are a shallow man ***** F your girlfriends life for being stuck with you. Next time think with your other head for once.

shellybean87 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:03

Dude just because shes the head cheerleader dosent make her any prettier. It just makes her a good cheerleader! I hope your girlfriend dumped you! 

ENomine18 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:36

No, you know schools; everything's a popularity contest. I bet the head cheerleader sucks at cheering.

jadiyy 3

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:44

JERKFACE! YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. If my boyfriend did this to me, I'd be pretty pissed. I'd probably make him earn my trust back Your girlfriend deserves better. And that cheerleader should know that you already have a girlfriend.