Kids, Teachers and Work: You little shit

You little shit

By UN4 - 27/05/2015 16:25 - United States

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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Mean girls

By Imstuuuupid - 25/02/2022 00:01

Today, not even a month into the new semester, I have a hearing at the Dean’s office for academic dishonesty. My classmate and “friend” who I’ve been doing online quizzes with at home (considered cheating) decided to throw me under the bus, all because I wouldn’t let her borrow $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:00

Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Entitled bitch

By das_shizzle - 02/05/2020 05:00

Today, after telling a student that she had to take the online test on the date that I had assigned, she whined to the vice president of the college, who then told my dean that he needed to do something about it. She made me offer testing days on multiple dates. So much for integrity. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 16:01 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By R - 05/09/2016 10:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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TomeDr 24

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:02

Next time, don't warn them, just report it.

NotPatSajak 11

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:01

Sounds like someone has a Grade A attitude

Comments

Jord_Fox 14

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:58

Equivalent to fake rape claims, no?

ClashParody 21

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:34

No.

exuberant_orange 17

Thursday 28 May 2015 3:33

No.

shmoooopie 29

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:09

No. Asshole.

xygen 19

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:30

No. You're sickening.

Polynomial 28

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:39

In theory, yes. In reality, hell no. Bribery and sexual assault are completely different.

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 28 May 2015 8:00

No. Pipe the **** down.

melody309 35

Thursday 28 May 2015 9:21

Dude...get the **** out of here with that bullshit.

MandieL 27

Thursday 28 May 2015 20:08

No, but both cases should be treated seriously.

NickThunder 12

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:02

Attaboy I would've done the same lmao

russfml 31

Thursday 28 May 2015 2:46

Ruin someone's career because you're too lazy to accomplish your own grades? Maybe just stick your head in the ground and hope for the best

militarybrat 21

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:54

You do realize this teacher will never be able to teach anywhere. Ever. Why would you do that on purpose?

Croooow 11

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:04

They'll figure it out. School administration tends to give the benefit of the doubt to the faculty, and since he can't prove it, nothing will probably come of it.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:07

Any good institution will clear you and believe you over some college student that for all we know could have a history with something like this.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:17

That's one sneaky little student...but they should come up empty

kmelad 15

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:19

hm, aside from it's a shitty thing to do. Nevertheless, it was smart and it took guts. he made the right move... if you report him now it is meaningless and he can doubt your objectivness if you fail him. well played.

be82tw 17

Thursday 28 May 2015 2:44

Smart and bold? Maybe. Morally bankrupt? Definitely.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 28 May 2015 1:20

Fight fight fight for yourself. Don't let a moronic delinquent ruin your career. Check with other teachers to see if he has ever done this before. Because if he asked you to change his grade I am quite sure he has a history of trying to buy his way out of things. Good luck.