Intimacy, Health, Sex and Mental health: You OK hun?

You OK hun?

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 22:00

Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 594

You deserved it 1 031

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By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 118

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 447

You deserved it 4 307

By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 241

You deserved it 6 555

By troubled - 04/11/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 791

You deserved it 3 757

Red flag

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 20:01

Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 197

You deserved it 238

Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 56 815

Thanks, that fixed it

By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 20:00

Today, my coworker touched me inappropriately. I reported it to HR, and all they said was, "Do you want to talk to a therapist?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 273

You deserved it 134

By ryuken23 - 14/02/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 072

You deserved it 2 928

By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00

Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 697

You deserved it 423

Therapist from Wish

By Marie - 27/07/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to my online therapist about my problems with relationships, mainly that guys only want sex and don't listen to me. After I'd confided in him, and told him how I felt about my issues, he told me he would marry me and have my children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 977

You deserved it 235

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 January 2023 1:02

What the **** did you ask for? No, don't answer, I don't want to know. I'm still traumatized by Alabama Hot Pocket, so I'm in a fragile state.

core01 30

Saturday 14 January 2023 4:00

Take the advice and do something with it

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 January 2023 1:02

What the **** did you ask for? No, don't answer, I don't want to know. I'm still traumatized by Alabama Hot Pocket, so I'm in a fragile state.

core01 30

Saturday 14 January 2023 4:00

Take the advice and do something with it

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 14 January 2023 6:09

I know it's an easy mistake to make but the Suicide Hotline doesn't connect you directly to the Suicide Girls.

SJKatt 15

Saturday 14 January 2023 19:07

Dude if even someone being paid to interact with you is worried about your mental health, you should probably take the advice.

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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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You deserved it 115 808

Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 529

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Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 392

You deserved it 16 301

Today, I found a ticket on my motorcycle for not parking in a designated spot. The space I had parked my bike in was occupied by a large van. Some asshole had moved my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 707

You deserved it 2 453

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 024

You deserved it 81

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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You deserved it 2 698

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 135

You deserved it 3 233

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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You deserved it 4 421