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By kb10 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

Comments

JokeMeister 0

but u have an iPhone. Priorities. doofus

Or that you expect us to feel sorry for a thief! Chocolate Milk, seriously? Hardly bread or something basic, then at least you might have got a tiny bit of sympathy... Plus you have access to a iPhone or PC to post this so not so broke then!!! :(

I don't condone the OP's actions or agree with the decision to steal instead of going without, but I can have empathy for not having a single dollar to part with. Reminds me of the summer where I had no money for food so I resorted to nabbing food from my roommates and looking for free events/taking a free meal whenever I could get the chance. That was certainly a learning experience. XD I'm also not going to be arrogant enough to proclaim that I know exactly what situation the OP is in, and therefore they're a dirty thief that deserves to be killed. Perhaps chocolate milk and regular milk cost the same. Perhaps that's all that was in the case they stole it from. I wasn't there, I don't bloody know, nor do I know what frame of mind the OP was in (sometimes when you go without for a long while your cravings can get out of hand). So I'm not going to pass judgment. Does OP deserve it for stealing? Yes. Does this make OP a horrible person, the way other people are condemning them? We don't have enough information to tell, but that's simply my opinion. Also, there are public computers at colleges that do not have sites like this blocked. I work at a college library, and we have visitors that wander in all the time to look at Facebook for their allotted hour. So more than likely, OP is posting from a public computer in such a place. Doesn't say it was posted from an iPhone, so where are people getting *that*?

Chocolate milk makes you do some crazy shit sometimes :p

wow u stole a one dollar chocolate milk?? dude come on... and I guess u need a better job

I hate low lives like you. and why risk getting caught over a f'n bottle of CHOCOLATE MILK!!!! just go home and get something to drink dummy!!!!!!!

I hate low lives like you. and why risk getting caught over a f'n bottle of CHOCOLATE MILK!!!! just go home and get something to drink dummy!!!!!!!

wow your fucken stupid you stole it! wow you deaserve it

but you do have the money for a phone/iPod/computer to access FML on? Haha, WHATEVER!!

XxPurplePandaxX 0

that's what I was thinking.. :P lol

boatkicker 4

Libraries are free. So are friends.