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By kb10 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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Top comments

yuggi1 11

Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

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Jimboom 11

I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

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GoBrewCrew 0

it's people like you that make everyone else's lives harder because you are too lazy to get off your ass and get a job

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ImNotPeterPan 0

They let you use fml in jail?

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lethal_judgement 1

where are you to get arrested for stealing an item that costs $1?? here, you simply get a ticket for theft, and a class c misdemeanor mailed to your residence. No jail time

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Wow..you tried to shoplift chocolate milk? I can't stand thieves..especially thieves that steal stupid stuff like that. YDI

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Daisy_D 0

How the **** did you get caught stealing that? You have to be pretty damn r retarded to get caught taking somethimg so simple. U totally deserve it

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matttheman33 0

it dosnt matter what u stole stealing is stealing

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Graysonriffe 0

The same shit happened to a friend and I.. Accept we had the money to pay for it. **** the police!

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emsiti 6

i hate all thieves there is no reason to steal ever there are things called soup kitchens (friday is turkey night)

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