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By kb10 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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Top comments

yuggi1 11

Its the fact that you are too lazy to work that's worse. Face it.

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Jimboom 11

I would say what is worse is the fact you thought you could just take something that was not yours and get away with it! If you were really thirsty go drink some water out of a tap! At least you can't get done for that.

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Comments

derekahlers 4

well that sucks. or well next time have some money or still something worth money

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T0mRipper 0

dude that sucks!! after court and everything that bottle is gonna end up being like $350 haha thats an expensive bottle of chocolate milk lmfao!!

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

OP, you fail. I heard there is a new invention which is free to drink from. What was the name of it. Oh wait, it is called water fountain!!

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

also there was suppose to be a "?" instead of a period. *a ( woops :P)

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DustyStorm 16

and just how did you make this post? I'm finding it very hard to sympathize....

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LittlestOne13 6

It's people like you that I hate. You deserve to get arrested

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Bored4Life29 5

Everyone steals the cheap stuff, if people are gonna steal they might as well steal something decent

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LithiumJoker 7

HOW DENSE ARE ALL OF YOU? ive gotten arrested for shoplifting too, you don't have life in prison, stupids. they let you out as soon as they take the merch. from your purse, fingerprint you, and take your photo. then you're free to go. duh.

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kei1108 13

.... The stealing. A lot of people don't have any money at all, but they never resort to stealing. And chocolate milk?! Really?! Not anything substantial!!! I don't know your situation, but I hope you get a job and start saving for the future. :)

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