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You're not my real mom

By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe 12

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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Zambi33 6

O.o what the actual **** #108!?! Why do you just know that?!?

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DrSo 15

#108: I don't know if I should be appreciative, amused, or horrified. I applaud you.

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RedPillSucks 31

*slow clap, horrified expression* btw Noor. How do you know about strippers? You're suppose to be a good Muslim ninja nun

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tjv3 10

Some people pay money for that

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ozpunker 20

Imagine if she sniffed her finger afterwards.

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jlperry31 10

Should of slapped the hand that touched your crap. Or say something like u may want to wash ur hands now miss. I haven't washed my ass since gettin rimmed or f&$ked

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