You tried

By briiiiiiii123 - 12/01/2015 07:56 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
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wvcheesehead 13

Probably the wrong kind of car, the classic 4 door sedan is best, plus you get that nostalgic feeling as if you may have been conceived in one. The sub compacts are the worst... I still have injuries from a Subaru Justy.

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aria78 19

Why is everyone saying she should have helped him finish and not one person said anything about how maybe he should help her finish. at least he got a mcdonald's bag.

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steam_engenius 21

That's exactly how I feel. Reflection of our society, I guess.

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wolfdust 5

God I will never be able to look at one of those bags again

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briiiiiiii123 10

my post originally said "for the first time" but for some reason it was taken out...maybe that'll help make more sense of it!

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jazzy735 11

both should've just done oral so in the end you're both satisfied without having to finish yourself off

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eddy1965 6

So he did want that super sized.

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