First Dates and Love: You tried

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 483

Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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You deserved it 64

Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 154

By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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You deserved it 3 358

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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You deserved it 3 240

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 909

jpoole 4

Friday 9 December 2011 16:02

Your friends are retarded.

WCARlover 34

Friday 9 December 2011 16:03

How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...

Comments

DocBastard 38

Friday 9 December 2011 16:24

DocBastard the Amazing Soothsayer has foreseen the comments on this FML being shut down imminently due to extreme stupidity of most of the comments.

bigbadtim 7

Friday 9 December 2011 17:13

You powers of stating the obvious are incredible.

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 9 December 2011 17:16

You powers of embarrassing yourself are incredible.

mk58 31

Friday 9 December 2011 18:13

Doc, I think 48 has something stuck up his anus that might need removal.

perdix 29

Friday 9 December 2011 18:33

perdix the Magnificent predicts that it is not just garden-variety stupidity that will shut down the comments, but homophobic idiocy. If she were a vegetarian lesbian, this thread wouldnt have got to comment #2.

DocBastard 38

Friday 9 December 2011 22:07

It seems people are afraid to comment now. Hm. Interesting.

thatKidzmOm 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 6:56

Love the blog, docbastard...helped to pass my boring night shift. And to realize that 99.9% of the human population are idiots. We are the minority here. I'm thinking of building a fall out shelter in preparation for when the idiots take over.

nycy 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:53

Wrong again doc.

skinthesnakes 6

Friday 9 December 2011 16:26

Playing year-round softball is usually a red flag.

tcxox 0

Friday 9 December 2011 17:23

Um I stereo typical? I play softball and I'm the farthest from a lesbian.

bad_chiquita 5

Friday 9 December 2011 16:26

It's time to get new friends!

Anubyte 0

Friday 9 December 2011 16:26

I concur, this is just the FML type to. Get locked down my idiots commenting.

Jorcar 8

Friday 9 December 2011 16:27

That sounds like some miscommunication.

danielwilliams57 6

Friday 9 December 2011 16:43

You don't think they should share their thoughts with you? At least they are your friends?

perdix 29

Friday 9 December 2011 16:43

I wonder if the other woman was also set up mistakenly or whether she was a real, dyed-in-the-wool lesbian? Strap-ons are a fair substitute for what you really want, but they are probably as close as you are ever going to get. And I'll bet that chick will lick you better than any dude ever will.