First Dates and Love: You tried

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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jpoole 4

Friday 9 December 2011 16:02

Your friends are retarded.

WCARlover 34

Friday 9 December 2011 16:03

How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...

Comments

goodgirlxgonebad 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:37

That's awesome. Maybe if you're having trouble with guys you should just give it a shot :)

angryoriental 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:54

So do you look like the typical butch lez? Cause I've never seen two hot ones ever.... Except in **** which doesn't count.

LadyOpheliac 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 21:12

Come on, butch girls can be hot too. -_- I'm a lipstick(maybe chapstick) lesbian myself, and some butches are indeed unattractive, but some are really gorgeous.

Naitsi 19

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:18

your friends are stupid

saddgurl 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:32

You could just be on disaster date...

wittygirl 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:28

Set them up too and make sure it's a pedo or a rapist. That'll teach them to do that to you!

NullPointer 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:20

That's pretty messed up... people need to be more open minded. Do you know how you know if someone is straight or gay? It isn't from their voice, or what they drink, or how they dress, of the words they use, or the tv shows they like. It's from their sexual preference. You shouldn't assume that your friend is gay just because they fit into your stereotypical gay criteria.

15rosES_fml 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:10

Some friends:/ I would be so mad at them.

FemmePagan 0

Monday 12 December 2011 16:48

Well, play along with this idea of being a lesbian.

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:51

Hahaha ummm yeah, you may want to do some soul searching their . If they were that convinced you were into girls then you may be sending out a gay vibe .