You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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cwmbear 0

There are plenty of horny blind people out there so you have a chance.

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ladypatience93 2

lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao!!!!!!

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Rock_The_Shindig 0

it's nice but deff. not the best thing, have a girl do a reverse cowboy thats some crazy shit right there

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Calyx_fml 21

Im not much of a fan of receiving oral either. Ive had some decent bjs but it almost never does the trick. Hand jobs are much better IMO, and highly under rated. Giving oral while getting a hand job is spectacular.

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rusrsbrah 0

Oral is awesome, but I agree it's exaggerated. I may just not have had a good bj. who knows. what really matters is, you're fighting over the Internet, and it's completely pointless. **** off and get a life. :)

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Booda13 0

wait til a bump comes grows on it and itches that's when things will get fun

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BikeAllDay818 6

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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