You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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LMFAOaturface 0

outch kiid.

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LOLbomb 1

The only way this could have happened is if he was sleeping naked. :l

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

pretty sure it goes... theres a skeeter on my peeter knock it off I have just shamed myself and my family for a thousand years for attempting to correct the god that is boners

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Anatomie_fml 0

Maybe it's a sign that your next woman will like bugs?

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ivan_m25 0

just hope the mosquito isn't a filthy *****.you better get tested.

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marksbabygirl 0

haha ok u read this like 10 mins ago.. still laughing started crying bc I was laughing so hard earlier!! haha I feel really bad for ya!

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Deadshot108 0

Boners--How long has your picture had a beard and mustache? And Osama's head?

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MaryPoppins88 14

maybe if you keep calling it morning wood...

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musicphreakk 0

he knows where the blood is.....

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