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By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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mcrbvb351 0

i believe that's illegal...unless your'e in florida

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hatepineapple 14

So wait...a life-sucking parasite is sucking your penis...what's the difference between that and a woman again?

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mayoral26 0

if there's a squiter on your peter wack it off...

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nancynation93 0

sooooo I'm guessing u sleep naked.?

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pacolaca 6

someone needs to kiss it so I won't get itchy... lol

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sphilipp 0

did you wear protection?

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iPaTroN 0

First time because the moswuito can even deepthrought it.

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oceantheskater 7

i have a bugbite on the side of my dick, so now I can't wack it :(

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