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By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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mcxhunni 0

is that a question?

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sassypants93 17

Well not with that attitude!!

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klutzyduck1 24

If you think that a mosquito bite makes your penis look bigger, I feel sorry for you...how small can you be if that is true? FYL. Not feeding into stereotypes or anything.

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klutzyduck1 24

This was meant for #6, I'm not sure what happened.

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

that was such a stereotype joke, don't lie ;)

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teameminem 2

"You are not missing out on much dude" Hmmm... last time I checked, oral was one of of the best things a girl could do for a guy, so to say that he isn't missing out on much is kind of a lie, unless of course he doesn't like pleasure..

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krysxkatastrophe 14

I can't imagine how uncomfortable that will be when it starts to itch!

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

u sleep naked? why? and mosquito wad gay I think.

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llCHR15ll 0

it's only the female mosquitoes that go out in search of blood. you should really try getting your facts right in future.

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llCHR15ll 0

ah shit, I didn't realise darkens comment. *feels silly*

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saint556 4

that is just a stupid comment. he's missing out on one of the greatest things ever.

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