You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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Doghead77 0

that's the funniest Damn thing I heard all day.

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teameminem 2

I'm pretty sure most - if not all - the guys on here would agree with me (except you) that you are missing out if you haven't had oral. Its not a necessity to life, but it is definitely very pleasurable. And who's to say that pleasure isn't heaven? I'm beginning to think you've never experienced it.

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amerwin 3

Sounds like a win-win for both parties. That's mutualism at its best.

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moley_fml 3

atleast u know for sure it's female cos males don't bite so u don't have to worry about that oh and did u cook her breakfast

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LilFlash81 0

lmao atleast yu know yu cnt get your penis sucked

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barlessprison 16

Well of course that's the only thing going to be sucking your dick! How dare you even think of cheating on that mosquito with someone else?

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koolaidman247 3

awkward nd I hope your a chick.... haha

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sxe_beast 11

Look at Keevarou's pic. He looks like a deranged serial killer. He probably finds sexual gratification in killing cute animals and from the primary school he sits outside of everyday. The orgasmic sensation resulting from stimulation of the genitalia and other normal sexual activities are lost on him. Anyway, FYL OP =c.

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unvmesucka 0

He is half way to starring in the next 40 year old virgin.

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lmaoatall 6

there's a new strain of Mosquitos out. they're called peter skeeters. they're testy little buggers. protect your junk.

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