You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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bluegoldfish 7

i think theres a lot to be said for the mosquito. it won't give you crabs...

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QwertyMcNugget 0

YouDeserveIt for misuse of a semicolon.

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psychokid429 0

lol now its going to look like your gettin a second penis

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sourgirl101 28

Keevarou, I enjoy reading many of your comments, and it's refreshing to see a guy that doesn't think with only their **** but the body is designed to enjoy touch as one of your senses. I don't understand why you're so jaded and anti-sex? Sex isn't everything, as you have stated before but it's important enough to understand its ability to bring couples closer. Body and mind!(: *And also "self discovery" is equally important to determine what you like and don't.

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

well 52 than shes gay

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Did the skeeter make you skeet?

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cwmbear 0

if you dress up like my dad I'll....

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sourgirl101 28

Time for the calamine lotion!

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Bizenghastly 0

since ive never met a guy who wasn't primarily focused on sex, I find keev's opinion a tad unusual. still , that's HIS OPINION and ,altho you guys may not agree w. him , kindly back the hell off and let him be himself? ^_^ besides, if there're some guys out there who are not always looking to get laid then that means that the chances of you getting laid are higher , no?

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