You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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Comments

juicedboi 7

While I do agree that oral is overrated, it is definately not something I want to give up. I also don't see how you can say there is no heaven in pleasure. I am all for everyone having their own opinion, but I am quite sure you would be one of the few people with that opinion. Either way back to the FML. My solution: Stop sobbing and go find a girlfriend. Then again you could just catch a dozen Mosquitos. Enjoy

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Takador 3

1) Why is OP sleeping naked... in ALASKA?? 2) Close your windows if u dont want mosquitoes in. 3) Theres mosquitoes in ALASKA???

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jakezanerd 0

he might have been away from home, you dumb shit

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tona01 16

why the hate? can't you just live and let live?

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joa76 3

It's almost summer. It's about 50-70 degrees there (at this moment, in most of the south/central part of the state), and some people's houses are pretty warm, regardless.

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dbell213 2

Mosquitos are more or less a bird up here... and there's never a shortage of 'em either.

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JesterMarcus 0

Where the hell were you sleeping with your junk out?

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OneNightStan 2

you should go get checked out I heard those things are dirty!

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Bizenghastly 0

^_^ 82- your 'solution' was very laugh-worthy.

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