You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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nmearayta 0

I can't believe she cheated on me. I thought me and that mosquito were close. this explains all those late night "classes" she took one a week.

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mgrubby 4

There's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off! There's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off! My brother's got a dozen, you can hear them skeeters buzzin, There's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off!

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DeLpHe3zY 7

now you can tell all your friends you got head for the first time.

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SinfulTragedy 19

You mad, bro?

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Riddles66 0

Well.. maybe you should get out there and flirt!

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xxsarahfxx 6

Psh people stop hatin.

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rubberbullets 0

Well was it deepthroating that lil bastard?

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Lililthx 7

Bitch*, mosquitos who suck are female :D

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