You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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fastballbabe 0

you just say that because youve probably never been sucked, and never will. OP, try taking a shower and the chicks will flock. js.

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paradiseisland01 0

OMG that's a great way to start your morning .

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a_nutritionist 10

"they make a FML because they are afraid they will not get sucked." it isnt strange to be disappointed that youve not experienced something that you would like to, especially when most people around you have. just because its about sex that doesnt make it bad, im sure you wouldnt begrudge someone being upset that theyll never get to taste sugar, when everyone around them does and take great joy in doing so, so why sex? sounds to me like youre overkeen to be different.

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a_nutritionist 10

of course there are other things to enjoy, but at the moment this person noticed a distinct lack of one thing in their life that they want. actually, driving was the first thing that came into my head but thats not something that is entirely relatable. currently, im a qualified registered nutritionist, alas there is little work for graduates in this state, so ive gotta start job hunting interstate or stick with the remedial job im doing on the side.

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

how does that even happen? don't you wear boxers or something when you sleep?

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CitrusGirl 0

I can't believe people jumped on this guy for expressing his opinion. He seems like a cool dude to me. He didn't insult anyone who enjoys oral sex so I see no reason for people to be offended by what he said.

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lovinit5683 0

Get out more? and sleep with something covering your penis..

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Casandy 0

umm were u naked or something? because last time I checked they can't suck through clothes

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tona01 16

actually tropical mosquitos can, they even go through jeans. well at least in the tropical jungle in south mexico they do

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TSimes 0

nothing wrong with sleeping naked, just make sure no one will walk in on you.

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heddurhowza 1

Someone needs to get out more

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