You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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Suchagoonnn 4

no pleasure in oral sex or sex? u probly never got any

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sblhaine 0

damn. haha. I hope you didn't smack it, cuz it might be the only thing that touches it

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TikkiBurg3r 0

that's why you don't sleep naked.

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ACanadaGuy 0

"but if you take it HARD then SUCKS to be you. lol

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xxMichaxx 0

lmbo!!! too funny dude!!

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sourgirl101 28

This may be none of my business and feel free to tell me so.... but would you not gain pleasure in touching your lover? (Being it your wife/gf?) Knowing that your touch pleased them! I'm sure she would want that same feeling.(:

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jess6blondie9 2

Bet you ten dollars, you let it keep sucking.

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a_nutritionist 10

thanks, but im not in the US :P

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

everyone has their own beliefs. Iran I agree with kev, sex isn't everything in life. I would rather know my partner loves me for me and not just because of sex. it's better to have a relationship on love and not just pleasure chemicals your brain can produce.

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