You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
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j_cat187 19

Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.

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jerry2011 4

How long it's going to take something from your pocket? Or did you climax so quick?

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False_Stupidity 41

All it takes is a few seconds for a co-worker to walk past, see the OP's hand in his pocket and assume the worst...

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perdix 29

Of course, you getting something out of your pocket: an ******. You shouldn't browsing Internet **** at work anyways. It blows your cover when you are going for a little pick-me-up during downtime in the office.

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loserman67 35

Well, placing your hand in and out of your pocket, very quickly, 296 times and coming out empty handed followed by the subsequent wet spot on the pants may have been a big clue for everyone watching. Come on fess up, you were adjusting the boys, spreading them out to give them a little breathing room and got caught. What guy has not been caught playing a little pocket pool! They're your balls fidget with 'em, fondle 'em, trade 'em with your friends, just not in public.

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copo37 7

Everyone's gotta check their three musketeers during the day. Your pants might be sticky before the work days even over with.

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dookiedoo 0

Well **** it then. Might as well go splash one out on your boss's desk.

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NDiesal10 2

People ********** at work all the time...stress reliever.

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gruvychild 17

Why were they watching your pocket area anyway?

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False_Stupidity 41

They may have just walked past seen the OP with hand in pocket and assumed the rest.. It doesn't necessarily mean he has a stalker studying his crotch.

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gurly98 13

How is that masturbating

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