Pranks and Love: YouTubers must be stopped

YouTubers must be stopped

By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 593

You deserved it 4 301

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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You deserved it 3 457

Overheard musings

By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00

Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML

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You deserved it 276

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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You deserved it 232

It's a witch!

By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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You deserved it 348

OK Tyler Durden

By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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You deserved it 2 551

By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 853

You deserved it 3 590

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 774

You deserved it 11 474

Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 931

You deserved it 23 218

SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....

AFaye3964 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:06

Thats a horrible prank to pull!

Comments

Solano2580 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 15:54

Good reaction at first glance, but it was only a prank, no harm to any of you, YDI for complaining

lulinator 40

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:05

I do not understand this obsession of pranking your significant other to this extreme.

orsombre_fml 11

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:39

This is horrible. It is cruel to do that to someone you are supposed to love. I know of several people who found the body of a believed one. You don't joke with some topics like suicide, murder or rape.

ThePols 11

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:46

Hahaha classic.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:48

Was his body dyed red from the water?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:39

It worked for him...good thing the camera didn't work so you won't be humiliated if he showed his friends

Damnlyfsuxks 5

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:10

I would probably kill him lol

loveseat14 11

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:21

Oh my god. Girl.... I'm sorry he's an idiot

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:43

Interesting....I once saw an fml about a wife pulling a prank on her husband,how the husband reached his hand down his pants and there was blood all over it,he freaked out, then the wife laughs. Everyone reacts saying shes a keeper blah blah. Seems to me when a woman pulls a prank no matter how mean or cruel, it's funny but NOW when a guy does it...it's mean and horrible >.>.

Algorithm 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:58

Pulling a prank like this is terrible regardless of gender, and everyone knows it. Don't be that person.

Axel5238 29

Monday 22 September 2014 3:48

I remember that one and it's horrible either way, but I agree with 64 people thought it was great when the girl did it. It's a horrible thing to do. I generally considered a prank something that was supposed to be funny, but essentially harmless. Making someone believe they've been maimed, lost someone or something they love and all that stuff goes beyond good natured fun. What do you say to the crying person ? It was a joke I didn't really kill/maim or whatever horrible thing here? HA HA HA hilarious I'm sure they'll agree once they get over the shock and it turns to anger. Don't start a prank war with this person their next "prank" might be something happened to a pet or something.