Work and Poopoo peepee: Yummy

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By Massasam - 11/10/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 41 985

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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You deserved it 11 396

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 365

By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 365

You deserved it 7 313

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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You deserved it 5 403

By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 335

By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 11 013

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 403

By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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You deserved it 8 037

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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You deserved it 1 073

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

HuntrTrakr 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:29

I'd be pissed!

harrywestt 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:30

Ok first of why the hell would u even want to eat while taking a leak? Just saying kinda stupid.

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AdriTheCutie 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:04

ewwwwwwwwwwww

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:05

Five second rule..

gpd_deputy_1 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:10

Some people just weren't meant to multi-task.

AlwaysRight1 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:24

Ydi for eating candy for breakfast.

tannerparker16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:28

Pwnd by gravity?

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:48

How much time would that really save?

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:58

im not even gonna ask how or why.

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:27

Don't need to really. OP already told you.

hwp123 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:00

Damn your uncoordinated

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:11

Was it snickers? :(

afulks78 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:16

Did u eat it

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Yummy

Same thing different taste

*buys case of Listerine*

Sneaky

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