Dogs, Food and Animals: Yummy

Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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By loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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By Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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You deserved it 791

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 07:56 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I heard my mom say to the dogs, "Are you hungry? Do you want something tasty out of the garbage can?" Don’t worry though, she probably only meant the one in our garden, where she keeps the deer heads. FML

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yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.

philopastry 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:22

Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty

Comments

FMLSTL 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:20

How did this make the FML site? We need new moderators. This isn't a bad situation at all.

i_like_chicks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:23

how is this a FYL ? i would eat cow food if it tasted any good o.O whats wrong with that

kmj84 3

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:23

ok that was stupid. and whos mouth actually waters?

Poison93_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:28

so, thats happened alot of times to me :P

GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:40

#28 My first grade teacher never told me c was a vowel.

pingpongpickle 8

Monday 7 June 2010 0:00

actually you don't use "an" for vowels, it's for vowel sounds. Bam!!

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:42

that's good advertising, baby

housemd1120 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:43

Thats not a FML. At least you weren't eating that "meaty beef dish" when you realized it was dog food.

MangyBum 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:55

I dont see why you people care so much about why this isnt an FML. Get over yourselves.

nomadxx7 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:58

This isn't a FML moment. You think it's "bad" to have your mouth water while looking at dog food. What about the people that actually have to eat dog food as their job? (http://www.itchmo.com/the-man-who-tests-pet-food-4758) for those that don't believe me. That's like watching a something horrible on TV and then saying your life sucks because you watched it let alone live it.