Miscellaneous, Friends, Facebook and Social Media: Zinger

Zinger

By chloeguest97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 802

You deserved it 8 245

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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 070

You deserved it 1 752

By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 4 611

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 799

You deserved it 160

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 930

You deserved it 3 489

Flattery?

By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 517

You deserved it 6 054

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 119

You deserved it 6 752

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 115

You deserved it 14 568

heylesha 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:22

time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:24

If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?

Comments

fyriwolf666 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:26

These FML posts about Facebook posts must be exaggerated. 60 likes? I've never even seen a comment with that many likes. Either OP is friends with the wrong people or she friends hundreds of people she barely knows. :P

GabbyCharityM 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:39

I've seen a comment with 150 likes.. It was because that person had like 2000 friends because they add anyone they know, seen, heard of, or random people..

fyriwolf666 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:53

That's the point. I've seen several posts like this, where the OP says, "Someone insulted me and it got 35 likes!" or "My boyfriend broke up with me and 57 people liked it!" Nothing on Facebook is going to get THAT many likes unless 1) the OP friends every single person they meet, or 2) the OP is a total douchebag.

ace1092 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:54

orrrr.....maybe she has alot of friends, you may not be use to this but some of us are.

fyriwolf666 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:58

If 60 of her "friends" liked an insulting comment about her, they're not really her friends.

GardeningHoes 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:07

56- Some of us are what? Some of us are have a lot of friends? That doesn't sound right.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:52

76- Sigh... Some of us are (used to it).

GardeningHoes 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:07

Used to what? Having friends or not writing correctly?

asrforever 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:23

I've seen posts with well over 100 likes & comments and they are all close friends. Some people r just very social people with lots of friends! Not all op's r exaggerating with the amounts of posts but some r

dontpanic_fml 32

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:11

I have never seen nearly so many likes on a comment or post. Even the people with 3500 friends don't get close to that. 42 was the most I've ever seen and that was astronomical.

pfx2_fml 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:27

Well you could try make-up

chimcharx3 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:49

You could try a hair cut #15

white16sox 19

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:23

151 I don't even see his hair in that picture.

white16sox 19

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:23

Also this sucks op

FlipInBrosky 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:55

-15 Yeah..and taking a self shot with an unlit cigarette is sooo cool

Livzii 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:27

defriend the evil dude

apndi 9

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:28

Aww, I really hope he was joking. And even if he was, jokes can still hurt your feelings. I'm sorry, OP. :( Also, if you hate that guy, why are you friends with him on facebook?

elmogoezRAWR 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:31

Oh snap.

cold_heat1321321 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:31

My taxi driver said the same thing about floyd mayweather

Lull_fml 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:32

YDI for allowing someone you hate to comment on your Facebook page.

BlinkandRHCP 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:33

OP, it's okay! You don't have to be bullied!! Because, by saying this, you are saying you are bullied. There are programs out there to help you with this kind of trauma, programs with many people in them.... Or, you know, you can get over it and get on with your life like any other person would do.