Zinger

By chloeguest97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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heylesha 8

time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?

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brianjman14 22

If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?

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Comments

nonamericandolla 6

I'm sure it was just a joke :)

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cheerchick2011 0

If you hate this guy, why would you have him as a friend on facebook? YOU DESERVED IT :)

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CmarieMC23 3

Always delete people you don't like!!! Duh!

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_words_of_wisdom 4

a lot of these comments symbolize mankinds unconditional, infinite stupidity. they say "why would you have him as a friend" and "delete him!". first of all, you dont have to be someones friend to comment on their shit and secondly, merely deleting him from the friend list doesnt to shit unless you block him as well. thirdly, the point is not that she hates the person its that her BOYFRIEND AND BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND AND 58 OTHER COCKSUCKERS liked it. OP i apologize for the stupidity of most of the previous comments (they obviously fell out of the retard tree and hit every single branch) that sucks for you and i say you should beat the shit out of your "best friend" and slap your boyfriend until his own mother cant recognize him then dump him. and post pics of your brutal beatings as a warning to others to unlike the comment. problem solved (perhaps a little over the top but noone will ever mess with you especially the ****** who commented) oh ya and beat the shit out of him too

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TeddyBearr 0

Hahahahaha! I like your style kid!!! xD

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wafflez4ever 0

unfriend him, weirdo

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cheeseburger9418 3

Shows wat kind of friends you have. I feel bad for you. Why are you even friends with someone who u dont like?

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ariannawulfy 0

Time to filter who you aproove friendship to on Facebook? YDI for that

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karaanne 4

Why are you friends with the guy you hate on Facebook?

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TeddyBearr 0

I get comments and messages like that all the time... It used to really bum me out but i started martial arts and after a few years look at me now(: : ive lost my chubbs, my boobs re bigger, i have tons of self confidence and i dumped all of my old friends except for a close few , replaced the rest and im now a black belt in martial arts (; ppl are to scared to mess with me( i shw em a simple wrist lock and they step off)

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