Zinger

By chloeguest97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 802
You deserved it 8 245
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Top comments

heylesha 8

time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?

422 29
brianjman14 22

If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?

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Comments

chili10 18

Time to move away and start a new life because, let's face it, those are really the only friends you have on facebook. ;)

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linnie_wesker 20

YDI.. if you hate each other why are you friends on Facebook?

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atroxletum 6

Gasp! In his haste to insult you, he couldn't even think of a joke of his own!

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kristidgranger 3

Then why is he your friend on FB!

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Joey44 15

That's the oldest line ever. If he's going to insult you, he could at least come up with something original.

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perdix 29

Once your boyfriend learns that everyone thinks you're ugly, he's going to dump you. If he thought it was "your little secret" that you were ugly, that could be cure. Now, that he knows the whole world thinks he's a loser for dating such a pig, he'll try to salvage his image by offloading you. Sorry, but that's how men think :(

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RoseIsMe 0

24 I thought myspace was the place for friends..

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structuredchaoz 4

Remove him as a friend. Dump the boyfriend. Lose the best friend and move onto brighter days.

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Snookie85 19

He wouldn't be my boyfriend after that, that's messed up!

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