Miscellaneous, Friends, Facebook and Social Media: Zinger

Zinger

By chloeguest97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 802

You deserved it 8 245

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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 070

You deserved it 1 752

By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 4 611

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 799

You deserved it 160

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 930

You deserved it 3 489

Flattery?

By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 517

You deserved it 6 054

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 119

You deserved it 6 752

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 115

You deserved it 14 568

heylesha 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:22

time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:24

If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?

Comments

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:26

dont believe the lies... some people r just vicious....

NightlyChecker 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:26

Ydi for friending him

aspnet_rules 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:26

Don't worry OP, sounds like he got hold of a David De Angelo book (I remember that phrase in there) and is trying "cocky comedy." Translation: he's a loser and trying to hide it.

WsupDen 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:27

You deserve it because you're a friendwhore.

flytothemoon010 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:28

Carriiee_fml 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:30

They Sound Lovely :)

Carriiee_fml 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:30

They Sound Lovely :)

nubx 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:33

YDI for having someone you hate as a Facebook friend, having so many Facebook friends, and taking Facebook too seriously.

A100893 30

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:34

The lesson here: Do not friend people you hate.

superstar429 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:41

wow you choose wronf people in your lives well maybe there just playing you know how many people like stuff in facebook maybe your not ugly but they just liked what the person said