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By Alyssa - 21/09/2016 07:17 - United States - Spring Park

Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
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xxmollyxx 25

Maybe he has a cold. That makes my son snore at times.

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MandieL 27

OP posted on an earlier comment. The 2 year old was sick. :( My 1yr old snores too when she's stuffed up. It is pretty adorable. Hers I can sleep through, my husbands not so much.

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meghanclean 17

Everyone snores! When my 10 month is in a extremely deep sleep she snores

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monyluv1 13

I have military grade earplugs. I cannot sleep without them now. Maybe this will help?

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species4872 19

Your beds not going to forget this.

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okamiyazaki 8

Definitely give ear plugs a try... You may hate them at first, but once you get used to them you'll wonder how you ever slept without them.

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heatherrr17 19

That's adorable! But I get how it would suck

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jazalea8 16

1. Put your 2 year old in their own bed. This is going to cause so many problems. 2. Kicked the dog off the bed. Maybe leave the door open. I have to do this since my dog and husband snore. The dog is not allowed on my bed. There, if your husband is not that loud, you should be able to get some sleep. It is your own fault at this point.

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Moerighan 23

How is it going to cause problems, I'm curious? I have 4 kids and co slept with all and they are all perfectly fine and sleep in their own beds now.

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Iwannarock1 19

Besides an excuse to not have sex, what good is sleeping with your infant in your bed? The increased risk of SIDS, isn't worth it.

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Moerighan 23

Actually sids is more increased not having them near you or even in the same room, but what would I know?

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writergirl1029 17

39, SIDS is a huge risk for sure, but only in a baby 12 months and under. The 2 year old isn't going to die sleeping in his parents' bed, but it may not help their marriage. 41, SIDS is a misnomer, but on purpose. They called it "sudden" and a "syndrome" because they didn't want to blame parents who had just lost their baby, but more and more of the medical community regrets that. SIDS is caused by little babies suffocating in their cribs (or their parents' beds) from extra blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, padded sides, and their own. Snuggling them to sleep is great, but they need to be in their own crib when you go to bed.

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j_thundat 3

Being someone who can't sleep when someone else is snoring in the room, I find earplugs to be a good solution. Although I've never had more than just one person snoring.

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Moerighan 23

Record it and make a remix, put it on Youtube and you'll earn a mint.

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