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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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Loud and long

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Sleep Deprived - 25/12/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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LightningLadyy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

Duuude, that's just not right...

rattusrattus 18

Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.

Comments

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 21 January 2011 23:55

This American room mate system sucks. I feel for you, having to share a room with a stranger. They might be great, sure. And they might snore.

mintcar 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:00

Y'know, it's not always like that.

najraa 19

Monday 30 November 2015 13:37

I agree. I wouldn't sleep comfortably for the first few weeks, that's for sure. And you would have absolutely no privacy..

saleha97 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:07

haha, i talk at sleep.. beat that :)

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:28

You talk at it? What do you say at it? Does it ever answer you back?

OhShuttup 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:58

F.O.B

greenlantern27 6

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:31

I say get a new roommate.

lovin_my_marine 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:37

Freaky. Sounds like something someone would do if they were possessed!

NateFate 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:44

that is freaking funny lmfao

BradenLock 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:27

until the start of line 5 I thought she'd died :/

Proud_vegetarian 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 6:16

me too!!!!

motero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:20

maybe she was dreaming she was fighting a snake?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:22

Kill her. The ability to speak parsletounge is usually the sign of a dark witch or wizard.

xXStopThisSongXx 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:14

WIN!!!

talktomandybaby 8

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:42

creeper roomate?(:

sallen0046 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:14

Why are you living with someone that you can't get any sleep with? Earplugs aren't expensive...why don't you invest? Or perhaps listen to music via headphones that will shut off after a couple of hours if you're worried about missing an alarm. Instead of complaining about the situation, look for ways to make her snoring more bearable.