Sorry, I…

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
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devildog562 33

Hopefully they don't blow it out of proportion .

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iTzSelverZz 14

That must be a stinky situation.

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devildog562 33

Hopefully they don't blow it out of proportion .

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daydreamer244 13

I've never understood why people get so upset over something so natural.

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milehigh52 22

Bad timing, I would think. If the boss didn't say something so serious, I don't think it would be a big deal.

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Devindelon 17

Next time, just hold it. Farts are very unpredictable sometimes.

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Jinxsie 27

Unpredictable? Maybe that's why OP couldn't hold it in.

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Retaheki 27

That's what OP was doing until it got painful, please read next time.

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mellajella 14

You really couldn't hold it for another minute after holding it all day? YDI

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thefallen12 13

I don't think he could because he said it was PAINFUL!

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_kyleG_ 34

Flatulence in the face of misfortunate, not a good look

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

I wonder what part of a fart is supposed to be funny..

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thefallen12 13

All of it? Farts are hilariously awesome lol

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