By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States
The Top
Imagine what it would be like
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Crash
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By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle
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Deep clean
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dole_dosser tells us more.
By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound
By Mizzaroo - 17/01/2013 06:38 - United States - Vancouver
Mizzaroo tells us more.
By CaitiieBuggs - 13/01/2013 07:22 - United States - Portland
CaitiieBuggs tells us more.
Op here to give a year later update: After my husband confronted her about the comments she tried to backtrack and do that whole "you misunderstood what I was saying" thing, although she said it pretty damn directly, like word for word. Wedding happened without anymore major problems from her, hubby's sister on the other hand is a different story. Mother in law has tried to convince us to move in with her a few times since, but we've kindly declined each time, but she'll bring it up every so often. She has the idea we're only together because I'm pregnant (which I'm not, but with her logic this is year 5 of my pregnancy) and my husband has called her out on that too, so for all of those wondering, he does defend and stand up for me, even if it takes a little push from my end:)I picked a good one. Hope that answers any questions people had:)
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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend
Busted
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By Joey - 11/03/2012 06:51 - Canada
Sex work is real work
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By noreia - 06/10/2013 04:11 - Hong Kong - Central District
noreia tells us more.
he'll turn 14 within this month
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By bitchimgay - 22/07/2012 16:48 - Canada - Montreal
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I tend to walk my dog at night, when there are fewer distractions and prejudiced people around to have to deal with. I like to think she keeps the shady figures away when she stops and growls as we pass dark alleys and side passages.