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The Top
By tdawgg - 06/09/2013 14:12 - Canada - Calgary
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Strange kink
By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States
Accept this gift
By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield
No thanks
By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 22:00
Who is happier, though?
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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso
**** off
By Arcam89 - 22/02/2016 22:37 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 19:21 - United States - Boise
Play ball
By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States
Backwards ass logic
By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga
By vmml97 - 01/08/2013 04:32 - United States - Erie
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Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!
By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood
Pet Store Madness
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Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!
Morning glory
By aqua88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Malaysia
Trust
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Hangry
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Dream baby dream
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Intervention
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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park
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We sell electrical wire by the foot, she may have a more handy family member at home that need it, but she did come back an hour later and got 50 feet... I think her computers in the middle of her backyard. :P. sad thing is, we deal with these kinds of requests ever day... Retail sucks!!