By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo
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Dick move
By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Humpty Dumpy
By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn
Foot in mouth syndrome
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Prank wars
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis
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By HanBroman - 17/03/2014 08:05 - Australia - Sydney
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Op here, I know the doctors right. It's something I'd suspected for a while but I guess I was in denial. before it happens it feels nice, like I'm getting really close and then BAM all the pleasure stops and is replaced by frustration and sensitivity until i have to ask him to stop because it's so unpleasant. (I've tried pushing on and eventually it goes numb) and this is predominantly from clitoral stimulation. internally i feel even less. I've tried everything. vibrators, special lube, oral (which I actually hate), all kinds of things. I have an extremely supportive boyfriend who is willing to try absolutely anything but nothing helps and it's been a year since we became sexually active. it's become very hard for me to get turned on now since I find there's nothing to look forward to about sexual activity.
By Anonymous - 03/10/2018 12:00
Well?
By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom
By babysonfire - 31/03/2016 21:40 - United States
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OP here. I wanted to add that this all happened at 3AM during a thunderstorm. The neighbors didn't answer their door until the firefighters knocked. The fire didn't start until they were already here, so there was no smoke at first. The storm blew loose shingles off in 1 place- over the alarm.
Unprofessional
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By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids
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i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks
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By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm
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Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)
Not really the desired effect
By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City
I did not consent to this under my roof
By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur
By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom
Booktok
By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By MySonshine7 - 07/03/2016 16:23 - United States - Redding
MySonshine7 tells us more.
OP here. I'll start by saying I'm leaving tis job voluntarily. I'm moving to a new town, I'll actually be making more at my new job. I have no hard feelings towards my current company. They even offered to pay me more to get me to stay, but sadly they don't have a branch in the town I'm moving too. To be clear this is a manager position I worked up too and they decided to raise the starting pay of my job after they started looking for someone. Apparently they think if the pay is good enough they might get someone as close to how good I am. So I took that As a compliment, I don't plan on screwing the new girl over. I just find it funny they wait until they are losing me to finally listen to me about how my department is under appreciated. I do wish them all the best though, they are making some great strides to being better. Sorry for the long response!
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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom
Sneaky
By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States
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Just so you know, it was a really long and also it spiraled