By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31
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Pet Store Madness
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By Parentalfailure - 22/07/2013 21:06 - United States - Garner
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By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:04 - United States
rd_less_traveled tells us more.
hey everyone. I'm the ball kicker. To clear up a few things. 1-how i kicked his balls: My foot was halfway off the ground and i was bumped into causing me to stumble and landing my foot in his crotch. 2-why he went to the e.r: I was wearing steel toe boots (hindsight, not a good idea. but i had to go to work after class and i drop things on my feet alot and i work in a storage area. shit is heavy) 3-why i couldn't stop myself from kicking him: I have no answer for this. It was a horrible moment and I have yet to stop saying sorry. 4-how he is doing: there was no major damage to the actual testicles, but his inner thigh is bruised. In other words, he's fine. 5-he does forgive me and we went our first date the other night. and 6-about the asshole who ran into me: karma. thanks for all the advice, comments and other stuff that was said. Some of you guys are hilarious and it makes me feel better for the horrible incident.
Morning glory
By aqua88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Malaysia
Trust
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Hangry
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Dream baby dream
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Intervention
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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola
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By MadelynGraceS - 28/12/2015 06:56 - United States - Lafayette
MadelynGraceS tells us more.
This was my post! To clarify, I worked a night shift and woke up early in the morning. I guess someone told my work ( I work at a hospital) that I was covering their shift so I was supposed to come back in that night but never heard about it. People change schedules without notifying everyone a lot lol. And that would suck! if my boyfriend called to break up with me I'd just get out of the tub and go beat him up since we live together :p
A Different Kind of Tension
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By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States
Dumb, but relatable
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By msizziec - 14/12/2015 23:09 - United Kingdom - Tiverton
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Hello, OP here! I work in a mental health and learning disability care home, so when I say resident I mean in the sense they live there. He's normally absolutely lovely, very quiet and calm, however something clearly snapped that day. I'll never know whether it was on purpose or not unfortunately! It was only a small torch (flashlight) but it was dropped about 10 ft directly onto my temple which was incredible aim if nothing else. It's not a locked unit so he's allowed stuff like that, however I did "misplace" it after the incident. A trip to the hospital emergency department after my shift proved there's no long lasting damage other than a mild concussion. After that though I've kept my distance from him... just in case!
I guess not
By Nick - 16/03/2009 05:08 - Canada
By redvolvo23 - 12/06/2013 04:57 - United States
redvolvo23 tells us more.
First of all ... My grandma was throwing away my outgoing mail, I own rental properties and I pay with money orders so I'm always right on my bank account, a lot of my payments are the same every month I never gave it a thought to double check, cause it's like clockwork. Even had I written checks my statements come quarterly. I keep copies of my money orders thankfully. As for my grandma we didn't realize she was this bad...
By Hi_Five - 03/12/2015 20:48 - United States - Wake Forest
Hi_Five tells us more.
OP here - uh, no. You are making things up out of whole cloth. I would never self-diagnose my kid. We have been through years of trying to get the best help we can find, and that does not include charlatans, vaccine-deniers and the internet. Try again.
By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria
By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States
Public freakout
By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom
By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin
Called out but accurate
By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn
By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States
Bad, so bad
By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States
By Ausecours - 18/07/2014 00:38 - Peru - Lima
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This is OP, here to clear a few things up. For the person who asked, it was a male/female couple. He had pulled out a knife on the girl and that set the guy into attack mode or something, since he started punching my son in the face. The girl pushed him down and then the guy pinned him till the cops showed up. Yes, the call came from him asking for bail, which I did NOT post. He has been involved in illegal activities since he was 17, and this was the final straw. His trial starts in about a week (this happened about six months ago) and the prosecution is going for armed robbery. I hate to say it but I hope they get a conviction, he needs a wake up call. For those who posted supportive comments thank you, for those who blamed me, it is probably my fault for how I raised him. Hope this clears some things up. OP