By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00
The Top
FML: Uncensored
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Well played
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It's gonna be alright
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What's up, doc?
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By sadCowboysfan - 13/08/2018 10:29 - Canada - Ajax
sadCowboysfan tells us more.
OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won
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Experiment!
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Forgetful
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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard
What's that sound?
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Oops.
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By Anonymous - 13/03/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom
NSFK
By Juggernaut Drive - 31/10/2018 05:00
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OP here. Here's your follow up. My mom and her brother had a rocky relationship. She moved to the west coast some twenty years ago, and never talks about my uncle. I know of him, but never met him due to problems between them. I moved out of state for college, and met my girlfriend there. I'd only been told I had a cousin once, pretty much in passing. My gf and I were both talking, and she mentioned how her dad, named David, was bipolar and had several issues. I asked if she had any aunts or anything cause that sounded a hell of a lot like my estranged uncle my mom hardly talks about. She was all, 'yeah, but my dad never talks about her. Her name is Emily or something I think?' And I was like 'o shit that's my mom'. It was super awkward. I'd known my uncle had a daughter, and she knew her aunt had two. Thing is, I'm a trans boy who goes by a completely name, so we never really figured it out until now. Hope it makes more sense to y'all now.