By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina
The Top
Not her fault nor mine
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Sex vs. housework
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Good enough reason
By Anonymous - 17/05/2017 20:00
Trapped 2: The Bathroom strikes back!
By UberAwesone - 22/06/2017 15:24 - Indonesia - Jakarta
UberAwesone tells us more.
OP here, I live in Indonesia, and most bathrooms here have seperate keys instead of a toggle. Thankfully, my brother has a spare house key, I was able to call him over and get him to call a locksmith to get me out. I posted this FML while we were waiting for the locksmith to come by.
Gold diggers everywhere
By lucky? - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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Top Chef
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Sharing is caring
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Heist
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Throbbing
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By Cancelling all services in 3, 2, 1... - 05/07/2017 15:57
MommyMerida tells us more.
OP here! Here's the full story. I live in Quebec, where we have basically two providers for telecommunication services, plus a few small redistributors. I'd had major issues with one of them in the past (another long story culminating with a phone rep yelling at me about how sometimes it's the customer's fault, admitting it was their fault once they finally listened to what I had to say and then their manager trying to charge me hundreds of dollars to fix their screwup) so we decided to go with the other, but after a couple years of crappy service with them we decided to cancel our cable and internet with them and give a redistributor a chance. They sent us the necessary slips and we returned our rented equipment using the mail services they had specified. So when we received a bill for over $1,000 the next month, my husband called to clear it up and was told that they could see in their system the equipment had been received, but it could take them up to two billing cycles to process the returns and they would give us a credit once it was done. He asked to speak to a manager, who said he would process it right away and cancel our preauthorized debit to make sure it didn't go through. Three weeks later, it did. That time, when he called, my husband was told that cancelling payments could take up to a month to process and we should have put a stop payment on it with our bank. The whole thing was ridiculous since they had all the equipment the whole time. We were able to make some transfers and pay our mortgage on time, but timing was just terrible and our savings are somewhat depleted right now since we did just buy a house about a month ago and were required to put a lot down due to my husband being self-employed! We did go to our bank to report this, and after a short investigation they were able to refund us a couple of days ago. But after all that we will definitely be cancelling what remaining services we had with that provider!
Onan would be proud
By concernedcousin - 05/10/2019 12:00
By Truffle - 12/11/2017 17:22 - United States - Waldorf
taintedtruffle tells us more.
He has plenty of cat toys and two siblings so I doubt he is bored. And no his name is Bananas because he's so crazy. I will encourage her to play with him more- he loves the wand toys . Thanks for the suggestions.
So painful
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By seriouslylife? - 26/09/2018 03:00
DELETE! DELETE!
By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00
Romance
By shortyybrooke - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30
Keywords
Hi, OP here. Someone called and went like "Can I talk to Mr. N****, please?". At first I thought he meant my husband, but it turned out to be my son. I said "Well, I don't think you can talk to him, he is just six weeks old. So you might want to talk to me instead". Turns out he was the assistant of the specialist I had made an appointment with because of an issue with my son's spine (something went wrong during the delivery). He was cancelling/rescheduling appointments, because his boss was sick, and hadn't checked the patient's birth date before calling (they treat both kids and adults). He was very embarrassed, but I just thought it was hilarious.