By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 21:53 - Netherlands - Drachten
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By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London
PyroSam tells us more.
Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
Pick up
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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 00:53 - United States - Cranston
WTF was that?
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Understanding
By nothanks - 22/08/2010 13:42 - United States
Tasty
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Sneaky
By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Jersey Shore
Noise annoys
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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore
Freudian intensifies
By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis
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BFF for life
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By Peeves - 15/09/2014 22:05 - United States
Peeves_fml tells us more.
OP here! My brother legitimately believed that having acne is the same thing as having cancer, but after a good talk with him about the difference between a normal teenage phenomenon and a life-threatening disease, I think he's straightened out his vocabulary terms. Oh, the bliss of being baby-faced and blemish-free! I told him he was lucky that he wouldn't have to worry about any skin problems for several years.
By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison
By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States
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Oh no I love the comments. You. Guys are actually kinda making me feel a little better. And I love the creativity!! I'm sorry for ruining my eyebrows but I'm not a Prick tyvm. Btw, I have school tomorrow....I can just imagine the round nicknames I'll get......-_-'