By Adoptee - 22/05/2011 23:09 - United Kingdom
The Top
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By Carlee_Casten - 17/06/2014 20:51 - United Kingdom - London
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Classic Mom moment
By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States
By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States
By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia
Ewwwww
By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States
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By Emliy - 01/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Malta
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Hey guys, I'm the OP. To clear a few things up, he didn't exactly ruin the wedding. He and I have always been able to joke back and forth, and quoting shows in fitting situations is almost like a contest to us, to see who can quote a show or movie that matches the situation the fastest and the best. Before the wedding, I was winning at this game, and he saw our wedding as the PERFECT opportunity to take the lead. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't visibly shaking and feeling like I was about the puke throughout the whole ceremony. Don't get me wrong, I love him with all my heart and knew it was the right decision to marry him, but I was still a bundle of nerves. So when he said "Rachel," I immediately burst into tears, because my immediate thought was he was either cheating on me or in love with someone else (I knew the Friends quote, but when you're that invested in what's happening around you, your first thought isn't exactly going to be Ross Geller). So I guess I technically ruined the wedding a little more than him with my horrible sobbing that wouldn't stop even after I had forgiven him... After I calmed down, we went through with the rest of the ceremony. No slaps across the face, no leaving at the altar. We've been together since 8th grade, so I wasn't about to leave him after over 12 years of nothing but love and care.
Mystery
By Waheyyy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States
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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia
Waitressing blues
By left out - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
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Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
Are you experienced?
By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton
Thanks Mom
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Sticky
By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora
Messy
By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States
By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States
It's the final countdown
By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States
No kink-shaming on FML
By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo
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OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)