STOP! THIEF!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford
By Painful periods - 08/03/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - Lincoln