Best of Pire #13
By Alan - 13/04/2015 08:46
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
See, one of you was right.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
By Alan - 13/04/2015 08:46
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM !! En fait, mon chéri ne danse jamais, il a vraiment horreur de ca ! Si un jour il se lance dans sa demande, on sera obligé de prendre des cours de danse. Par contre, dans un mariage, il n'y a pas que l'ouverture de bal où l'on danse, pendant toute la soirée aussi, et la, cela pose un gros problème aussi pour lui ! En fait, il aimerai se marier a Las Vegas sans personne mais il est vrai que je préfère un mariage traditionnel :) En fait, il se prépare psychologiquement ^^
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM et vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Sur le moment il y a eu un silence plutôt gêné et pour s'en sortir, la maman de mon cher et tendre a dit "en fait ce bouquet est tellement beau que je voudrais le garder" c'est vrai qu'un bouquet de roses blanches, ça se trouve nulle part m'enfin... j'espérais que mon chéri allait enfin me défendre mais tout ce qu'il a trouvé à me dire c'est : "enfin ma chérie, elle voulait juste garder le bouquet pour elle". Bref pour le moment nous sommes toujours ensemble et j'en ris plus qu'autre chose mais je reconnais que c'est parfois pesant d'être dans le collimateur de la belle doche et que mon chéri ne s'en rende pas trop compte. En tout cas merci à vous, promis je vous réserve d'autres histoires de belle-mère !!!