Go home dad, you're drunk
By DogDoingScience - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Czech Republic
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By DogDoingScience - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Czech Republic
By Coldsnap - 12/08/2011 17:25 - Sweden
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By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States
It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.