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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By asmtu07 - 23/08/2012 07:38 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
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By Anonyme - 17/08/2012 16:47 - France - Orvault
By lyly - 08/08/2012 23:24
Ha ha je m’en doutais que les commentaires fuseraient sur mes horaires de travail! Pour information, non je ne suis pas fonctionnaire, je commence à 8h30 et je fini à 16h45 (mais je n’ai pas mis le 45 pour faire moins de 300 caractères). Je ne peux pas faire d’heures sup’ car je suis étudiante en alternance donc mes horaires sont tout à fait normaux ! :)