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Héloïse, 18 ans à l'heure actuelle. J'aime plein de trucs, comme la littérature, le cinéma, les bestioles, les jeux vidéos,puis la culture en général. Oh et j'ai failli oublier le rose pâle. Et Doctor Who. Et Harry Potter. Et Disney/Pixar. Et et. Roh stop !
Puis bon, pour contrer les insomnies VDM c'est plutôt cool alors ! Si vous voulez discuter n'hésitez pas. (:
Bon eh bien certes présentation succincte mais Allons-y comme dirait l'autre !
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la victime et auteur de cette VDM Ceci s'est passé il y a bientôt 8 mois, ça faisait plus d'un an que j'étais avec lui à ce moment-là, ma "mère" et lui savaient donc bien quelles relations il existait. Quant à mon père, mes parents sont séparés, il n'est donc pas trompé Nous avions tous les deux 24 ans, je pensais donc vivre une relation sérieuse. En rentrant et au moment où je les ai vu, je suis restée tétanisée, puis je suis partie en courant de la maison, je voulais rentrer chez moi m'isoler, une amie m'a vu et m'a soutenu toute la nuit, dont je vous passe les détails, et me soutient encore d'ailleurs. Ce n'est pas le genre de chose que l'on oublie facilement. Je suis suivie par un psychiatre qui m'aide énormément. Si je publie aujourd'hui cette histoire, c'est qu'il m'a conseillé d'extérioriser et pour le prendre sur un ton "plus leger" cette même amie m'a conseillé de la publier, c'est d'ailleurs elle qui l'a rédigée, je suis même incapable de vous répondre seule Je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu
Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^