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By WhyMe - 09/04/2017 22:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By WhyMe - 09/04/2017 22:00
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As embarrassing as it was to learn the actual meaning, I have to agree with you guys. I probably should have looked up the actual meaning before using it. I can usually deduct the meaning of a word pretty well without googling it, but that evidently was not the case here. Fortunately, I never used it on major, college-acceptance essays or anything. Only minor high school assignments. I'll be sure to google a word before I use it next time! Thanks for my first FML guys
Hey guys, I'm the OP. It was 67 mustang fastback and I was driving it home from the workshop late at night. And to all those wondering, no the car didn't survive because the asshole was driving a truck, it's sitting in a garage but I don't even know if I'm going to go look at it for a while now.