Monty Python crossover episode
By Monty Python's Flying Circus - 19/05/2017 04:00
I agree, your life sucks
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About Asm0dea
ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ I love to talk to new people, however some questions answered before you ask them: No, I am not willing to share/send pictures. No, I won't give you my personal information. No, I'm not from France and my French writing skills are horrendous. Yes, there is also an English version of VDM.
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Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.