By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States
xProphet
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Xprophet
Not specifiedXprophet - Followers
Xprophet - Followed
Xprophet's page visits
Hugged!
Xprophet's FML badges
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Xprophet's favorite FMLs
By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia
Ticklish
By Username - 28/07/2010 11:20 - France
By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States
fartingdogprego tells us more.
Please don't do that
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.